How to Pick Up Chicks aka How to Be a Good Christian

Apparently, the main attraction of the Baptist church in my neighborhood are its christian girls. But let me start this properly. 

How to Survive Christmas

No, I am not Grinch coming to steal your Christmas. I love it, somehow. OK, maybe LOVE is a very strong word, but nevertheless, I like it. Sometimes. Whaaat?! At least I am not like my friend who told me that “Christmas is the worst part of the year. It comes to you and it starts throwing s**t in your face: you don’t have a boyfriend yet, you have no idea what to do with your life, you’re poor, you’re going to gain weight with all this food. And since we have already learned how to be smart and how to pick up chicks, let me tell you 5 tips on how to survive Christmas and get clean out of it. 

How to pick up chicks

If you have ever wondered how to pick up sexy girls, then here you are:3 pick up lines that ALWAYS work and 3 steps (in pictures) that will surely make you succeed in the art of dating.

How to impress people who will not be impressed

Do you know that crush of yours, who doesn’t even know your name, or even worse, that you’re alive? Or that teacher who calls you „the one with the weird hair”? Or your boss who doesn’t know your name, or that you’re working for him, and keeps telling you to „move the damn chair”? Well, all of the above are people who will not be impressed, but whom you should impress! Make them know your name, make them believe you are the most awesome human being that ever walked on this earth. Make them put your face on that name they don’t know yet!

Because I’m a good girl, I will now walk with you the 5 steps to impress the bastards that refuse to do so. Keep close and pay attention, ’cause it might be a bumpy ride.

How to Be Smart

Have you ever wondered how to make people see how intelligent you actually are? Have you ever wanted to show off your IQ levels? Have you ever wanted to boost your self-esteem to the point where it hits people right in their faces? Then hear my lesson. Here you have 5 simple steps that will make you the brightest light on the tree!

Free lessons on laughter and other freebies

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