Apparently, the main attraction of the Baptist church in my neighborhood are its christian girls. But let me start this properly. 
OK, remember how a couple of months ago I was given an entire speech on smoking and its disadvantages by an older gentleman? I was heading towards the same park a couple of weeks ago, when I saw these two guys running with tears of laughter in their eyes towards me. Just when I got nearer, a group of ladies started speaking to these guys. Here is their conversation:
“Young gentlemen, why are you laughing?”
“… *lols*”
“Don’t laugh, talk about God”
“Uhm … *louder lols*”
“Come, come to our church *pointing towards the Baptist Church*. There are a lot of young people there and they all talk about God and His Amazing Works.”
“… *retained lols*”
“AND THERE ARE A LOT OF GIRLS TOO *KINKY GRIN* ”
And then I saw it. They were running from the same old man I had ran from a couple of months ago. Damn. I heard a “passive smoker” shout while I was heading back from where I came from.
On Us And Other Demons 