Be wise, or so they say…

If you want to be a successful ironic or sarcastic person, you need to read! Read pamphlets, how to’s,  food recipes, facebook comments or online jokes. I also like to read books, and because there are people way older than me (most of them quite dead already) and with a lot more experience, I managed to gather a few wise words. These might as well be the beginning of a beautiful ironic/sarcastic Bible.

1. „-What is your line of work?

-I’m a lawyer.

-I should have known. Everybody is a lawyer these days.”

Michael Crichton in State of fear

2. „World chaos exists because we neglect our feet.”

Laurent Seksik in La Consultation Continue reading